Introduction
Crypto is a group project where everyone wants an A but half the team is shitposting on X. The only constant is vibes and screenshots of wallets.
Main Content
The Vibe Economy
- Tokenomics = storytelling with spreadsheets and hopium.
- Community is ninety percent memes, ten percent governance proposals nobody reads.
- Rug pulls are just aggressive unsubscribes.
Survival Kit
- Never marry a coin; date casually, set alarms, use a stop-loss.
- If the Discord has more lasers than docs, walk away.
- Take profits; screenshots of your paper gains don’t pay rent.
Callout
DYOR is not a spell. Read contracts or stick to index funds.
Pro Tip
Automate exits; your emotions are terrible portfolio managers.
Watch Out
If a chart looks like a hockey stick, you’re probably the puck.
Key Takeaways
- Crypto runs on memes, momentum, and receipts.
- Protect your stack with rules, not hope.
- Community energy matters, but so does liquidity.
Conclusion
Play the game, don’t get played. Ride the hype waves, cash out before the undertow, and keep your wallet keys far from sketchy links.